2026 Gophers Position Previews: Special Teams

Summer days are getting shorter. Football is coming. To make you the fan at your tailgate most informed on the top, middle, and bottom of Minnesota's depth chart, Ski-U-Blog is previewing each position group on the roster. We move now to a much-changed special teams unit.

Likely Starters

The departure of Koi Perich leaves a hole in the defensive backfield but also one in Minnesota's return game. Sure, Perich muffed the ball, including to disastrous effect at Cal last season, but he was one of the country's most explosive return men. There is not a player on this roster likely to match him in that regard.

There is, though, one player who has recorded return yards as a Golden Gopher, someone who will have an important part in the offense this season. That's right — it's Pierce Walsh!

Alas, returning kicks and punts will not be among Walsh's jobs. Probably.

The most obvious candidate to take over kick returns is T.J. Thomas. In two years at Elon, Thomas never scored a special teams touchdown — and only once made it past midfield — but was a highly efficient, occasionally dangerous return man.

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More than two-thirds of Thomas' kick returns made it to at least the 25-yard line. It is hard to find a benchmark for comparison, but around 8 years ago, national kick return success rates were roughly 45 percent. Perich and Cam Davis, the two Gophers who returned kicks by design last year, gained the 25-yard line just one-third of the time. (One return that made it to the 30 was pulled back for holding, but it does not dramatically change the numbers to count it as a success or as a failure.)

If incoming special teams coordinator Daniel Da Prato can create lanes for his new returner, Thomas promises to provide much more consistent field position than his high-upside predecessor. And every once in a while, he'll use his vision, agility, and quickness to start the offense a bit farther downfield.

2026 Gophers Position Previews: Offensive Line

Summer days are getting shorter. Football is coming. To make you the fan at your tailgate most informed on the top, middle, and bottom of Minnesota's depth chart, Ski-U-Blog is previewing each position group on the roster. Here is the author's favorite post to write each year, a preview of the offensive line.

Likely Starters

After a couple of seasons of unremarkable rushing attacks, offensive line coach Brian Callahan faces some pressure entering the 2026 season. Matt Simon's departure makes Callahan the only position coach remaining from P.J. Fleck's first year at Minnesota. (Ironically, one of the two new offensive line assistants is Matt Limegrover, a longtime Jerry Kill acolyte.) Callahan has been as ever-present a figure as anyone in the program, but he needs a once-effective front five to click again.

At the center of it all — well, adjacent to the center — is Greg Johnson. Johnson came to the U of M with great expectations, and it took a long time for him to catch up with them. By the midpoint of his true freshman season, he was a forgivably imperfect regular. He then had a rather underwhelming sophomore season playing every game at center. He moved back to left guard last year, with experiments at each tackle spot as Callahan tried to fix a unit that wasn't working. His Minnesota career has not lacked for talking points.

Johnson enters his senior season with more expectations: Phil Steele named Johnson a first-team preseason All-American, and Dane Brugler has him as the No. 2 interior lineman in this NFL Draft class. When he gets extended playing time at a single position, it is easy to see why. Johnson has become the people-mover the Gophers need, chugging his feet and outworking defensive tackles to open lanes.

In addition to his power, Johnson's athleticism makes him a solid puller and lead blocker on screens. He is one of the biggest keys to getting Darius Taylor into the open field.

2026 Gophers Position Previews: Quarterbacks

Summer days are getting shorter. Football is coming. To make you the fan at your tailgate most informed on the top, middle, and bottom of Minnesota's depth chart, Ski-U-Blog is previewing each position group on the roster. Today's post covers quarterback, a position the Gophers have reason to believe is settled for a long time.

Likely Starter

Playcaller Greg Harbaugh Jr. did not go easy on his redshirt freshman quarterback. From the outset, Drake Lindsey ran the full Minnesota offense. In three of his first four starts, Lindsey attempted 32 or more passes.

The fourth, a shootout win over Rutgers, was a banner day.

Lindsey threw for 324 yards, the most by a Minnesota quarterback since 2019. He was precise and composed, cutting up the defense in a game where his team needed every one of those yards. It was a class performance, the kind that said with minimal qualification that the Gophers had found their guy.

There were another nine games to play, however, and those were not as superlative. His pedestrian (or worse) outings outnumbered the great ones. He ran in the winning touchdown in overtime versus Michigan State, offering a signature moment in a game where he still averaged just 5.1 yards per pass attempt. He finished the year with 6.1 yards per attempt, ranking 129th out of 145 FBS players who threw 150 or more passes.

Yet Lindsey enters this fall with some hype — hype I'm not really sure is misplaced, at least on a long-term scale. What are fair, measured expectations for his second season?

2026 Gophers Position Previews: Running Backs

Summer days are getting shorter. Football is coming. To make you the fan at your tailgate most informed on the top, middle, and bottom of Minnesota's depth chart, Ski-U-Blog is previewing each position group on the roster. Today, we move to the running back position.

Likely Starter

In a career that's been stop-start because of injuries, Darius Taylor's 2025 was maybe the most frustrating. It took five quarters for Taylor to miss time, pulling up with a hamstring problem on what should have been a touchdown against Northwestern State. He returned a month later, averaging just 2.0 yards per carry against Ohio State and Purdue. Though he bounced back with a big performance against Nebraska, he evidently wasn't right and took just one carry at Iowa the following week. He missed another game, returning after the bye versus Oregon.

This time, the rest helped. Taylor looked much fresher over the last four games of the season, totaling 427 all-purpose yards and averaging an additional half-yard more per carry than in the other six games he played. He had more burst, recording a run of 23 or more yards each week. That included this 47-yard touchdown on the icy surface against Wisconsin:

Last year should have been Taylor's last in college. When his body cooperates, Taylor is one of the best, most versatile tailbacks in the sport. Even if he doesn't possess truly blazing speed, he has such a complete set of tools that all he needs is better luck. If he stays healthy, he can finally receive the accolades that have eluded him and make it to the NFL.

2026 Gophers Position Previews: Receivers and Tight Ends

Summer days are getting shorter. Football is coming. To make you the fan at your tailgate most informed on the top, middle, and bottom of Minnesota's depth chart, Ski-U-Blog is previewing each position group on the roster. As always, the first installment of this series covers the Gophers' pass-catchers.

Likely Starters

Where else to start but where things left off?

That's Jalen Smith, then a redshirt freshman from Mankato, making his second fantastic touchdown catch to defeat New Mexico in overtime of Minnesota's bowl game. Smith led the Gophers with 15.0 yards per reception over the course of the season, becoming a legit deep threat thanks to his speed and ball-tracking ability. He also gained the 4th-most receiving yards ever by a Minnesota freshman.

Excluding Maxx Williams, who only played two seasons before leaving for the NFL, every past player in the above table ranks in the program's top 10 in career yards. Such a strong start tends to be the first chapter in a successful tenure in maroon and gold.

Digesting Norwich City's Newfound Unbridled Optimism

This photo is very much not from the 2025-26 season. I hope you will forgive
me for not having current pictures of a stadium that is an ocean away from me.

A year ago, I was worried about my favorite soccer team. Norwich City have met plenty of turbulence and management errors and hard truths of capitalism over the years, but things never looked as uncertain to this fan of only a dozen years as at the end of the 2024-25 season.

Whatever sporting director Ben Knapper was doing, it wasn't working. Under head coach Johannes Hoff Thorup, the Canaries' defense became one of the most porous in the Championship. A young team battered by injuries never showed signs of coming together. After making the playoffs the year before, Norwich finished in the bottom half of the league table.

With the fan base's polarization over Thorup increasingly shifting to total hostility, Knapper moved on with a couple meaningless games to go. Everything Thorup has said since his dismissal indicates he expected much more rope, giving the appearance that the club's key figures could not even agree on what their immediate goals were. It was hard to see a long-term vision. It was easier than ever to imagine Norwich drifting into perennial mid-table status, ceding their dominance of the East Anglian Derby to Ipswich Town, and having to sell their promising players just to keep the books balanced.

It only took six months for my fears to reach new heights — but only after things initially started to look up. As expected, star winger Borja Sainz left for Porto, but striker Josh Sargent and midfielder Marcelino Núñez, arguably more important players than Sainz, stayed through the summer. Knapper hired a new head coach, Liam Manning, who always downplayed his childhood days as a Carrow Road season ticket holder but brought a respectable résumé. Intriguing signings like defender Harry Darling, midfield destroyer Mirko Topić, winger Papa Amadou Diallo, and young striker Jovon Makama gave reason to believe Knapper was addressing key problems in defense and depth.

Another Blogger Has Ideas on the NBA Regular Season Schedule

You cannot really call me an NBA fan anymore. I tune in for Timberwolves playoff games out of solidarity for my friends and my adopted home, and every couple years, I take up someone's offer of a spare ticket. However, my interest has waned considerably since I obsessed over the Mavericks and talked myself into the likes of Shane Larkin, Nerlens Noel, and Dennis Smith Jr. being the guys who would halt the team's post-championship slide into mediocrity.

I do like the slower pace, imperfection, and vastly superior atmospheres of college basketball more, but I have never been one of those people who think the NBA isn't real basketball. Most of my faded interest is because my favorite athlete of all-time retired and my team just could not stop associating with men accused of harassing and assaulting women. The rest of it is that I just do not want to spend as much time as I did when I was a teenager watching literally every sport. The Mavericks betrayed me — and have spent every moment since making sure I never come back — but the NBA as a whole is more like an old friend I drifted away from but still want to check in on every once in a while.

That also makes me kind of a catty jerk who can't mind his own business. Like everyone who doesn't routinely watch the NBA anymore, I have strong opinions on the NBA. Continuation fouls are way too generous! (They were when I watched, too.) Being able to challenge fouls is stupid on its face, even speaking as someone who generally supports video review in sports! The ninth- and tenth-place teams in each conference have no business playing postseason games! The NBA Cup is silly! Nike has made a mess of the league's uniforms! A league that makes such absurd amounts of money does not need to give floor space, jersey space, and so much of the screen to ads!

This post is not about any of that, though. (For every criticism I list above, I have even more for the sports I do watch closely — on and off, I've been drafting a baseball manifesto for years.) I want to offer my opinion on something most people seemingly agree on, whether they play in or coach in or just follow the league: The regular season needs to be shorter.

How much shorter? Honestly, not much. The 82-game season has lasted for so long because it worked. Getting to watch your team for an extended season, with familiar rhythms, chances to see everyone else in the league, and narratives whose arcs are much longer than the playoffs, is kind of the whole point. For most of the league, a 41-game season ticket package is a great deal for someone who loves attending basketball games.

The problem is that playing basketball is harder. Not only is the player pool dramatically more athletic across the board than even 15 years ago; players are also asked to play more basketball.

The Films I Watched in 2025

Against all odds, 2025 was another year where I watched movies. Once again, I kept track of each one and compiled them into tiers for the satisfaction of my brain; and once again, I have written brief thoughts on each of them for hopefully the gratification of you, dear reader. Like last year, I hit exactly 60 films, which is my annual goal.

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You can see how I tiered all 60 of these films in the above table, but I invite you to read further. On we go.

Just Trash

Wag the Dog, dir. Barry Levinson (1997)

The more movies I see that David Mamet wrote, the more convinced I am that Glengarry Glen Ross' scintillating script was an aberration. Wag the Dog is smug and pointless, a film in which every event on the news is framed as a psyop. Mamet reveals himself to be a moron every time he talks about politics, driven by pettiness and reactionary, conspiratorial thinking, so it should not be a surprise that he wrote a film about politics that, beyond some barely funny cracks at jingoism, is more or less nihilist.

A nihilist message is not necessarily a bad thing, but you still have to do something with it. One of my favorite comedies, Burn After Reading, mocks humanity's self-importance in the face of our lives' ultimate insignificance and absurdity. Wag the Dog's message is that The Powers That Be use The Media to lie to you, but its skepticism is so shallow and goofy — again, without being funny — that it becomes useless. When the United States government has illegally interfered with and waged wars on actual countries, hiding behind patriotic slogans and lying to its citizens, that government fabricating a brief military campaign to hide a scandal just does not serve as the prescient farce Mamet believes it to be.

Did Not Enjoy

The Lost Weekend, dir. Billy Wilder (1945)

A film as empathetic toward alcoholics as The Lost Weekend must have been revelatory in 1945. Eighty years later, it comes off more like a noble but imperfect first step. The simplicity of its portrayal of addiction, from the causes to the symptoms to recovery, did not work for me. Though far from a failure, the film just was not my thing.